Way?? No way!!!

Mr Pedestrian was a mighty pleased man. He had bought a car for himself. Now for those of you who don't know, car is a means of transportation,you know the one used to move around just like walking only faster and on 4 wheels nothing less ! It also comes with an added bonus of polluting the environment and getting an express permission to yell out foul words or simply put, swear.
Now Mr Pedestrian clearly remembered the day he was yelled at by someone in a car; the nerve of him!His blood boiled as he recalled those unholy words,the blasphemer had yelled, "Walk on the fucking footpath asshole". The momentary anger due to this flashback replaced by a defensive thought "I am not used to walking on a footpath anyway.The fool was acting too high and mighty because he has a car,well shortly even i will have it,never knew what the big deal was".
Well the car arrived amidst a lot of chanting and praying and crushing of lemon under the Tyre (the black rubber thingy that replaced wooden wheels!) which supposedly guarantees the safety of the car and everyone in it,of course it does not guarantee a low accident rate on the road. Mr pedestrian could feel his whole body shaking with anticipation. He had prepared for this situation by taking driving classes for this exact legendary moment where he would be like a King boarding his Kingly chariot.(side note: Author wants to clarify that Driving classes are of great use especially when taught by someone who learnt driving a month back and even more so if you pay 3500 bucks(money) for it) Ah the Rush of the windshield blocking the wind,Artificial cold air(AC),and covering the distance he walked in minutes,Mr pedestrian was on top of the world or rather was on top of the seat inside the 'kingly chariot'.After a while a rather queer turn approached, a turn that had bettered many a king and their chariots, he could see a lot of other Mr/Mrs/miss pedestrians on the road and not on the footpath.Now ironically whilst in the car the pedestrian could clearly see the footpath, thus fulfilling one of the main uses of the car .You know like showing where a footpath is and what it is used for. Back to the great turn ; as Mr pedestrian turned Car owner was maneuvering the car on the turn he could feel a rising angry call, a call to yell and yell like hell as one of his fellow pedestrian(idiot always forgets he is a car owner now) was making driving more difficult by blocking his chariot as he was standing on the fucking road instead of the fucking footpath, and just like that the truth set him free!!!! His voice box streched as he yelled out "walk on the fucking footpath,you asshole!!!"(of couse the author wrote this big post after chuckling his ass of at the irony).