Way?? No way!!!

Mr Pedestrian was a mighty pleased man. He had bought a car for himself. Now for those of you who don't know, car is a means of transportation,you know the one used to move around just like walking only faster and on 4 wheels nothing less ! It also comes with an added bonus of polluting the environment and getting an express permission to yell out foul words or simply put, swear.
Now Mr Pedestrian clearly remembered the day he was yelled at by someone in a car; the nerve of him!His blood boiled as he recalled those unholy words,the blasphemer had yelled, "Walk on the fucking footpath asshole". The momentary anger due to this flashback replaced by a defensive thought "I am not used to walking on a footpath anyway.The fool was acting too high and mighty because he has a car,well shortly even i will have it,never knew what the big deal was".
Well the car arrived amidst a lot of chanting and praying and crushing of lemon under the Tyre (the black rubber thingy that replaced wooden wheels!) which supposedly guarantees the safety of the car and everyone in it,of course it does not guarantee a low accident rate on the road. Mr pedestrian could feel his whole body shaking with anticipation. He had prepared for this situation by taking driving classes for this exact legendary moment where he would be like a King boarding his Kingly chariot.(side note: Author wants to clarify that Driving classes are of great use especially when taught by someone who learnt driving a month back and even more so if you pay 3500 bucks(money) for it) Ah the Rush of the windshield blocking the wind,Artificial cold air(AC),and covering the distance he walked in minutes,Mr pedestrian was on top of the world or rather was on top of the seat inside the 'kingly chariot'.After a while a rather queer turn approached, a turn that had bettered many a king and their chariots, he could see a lot of other Mr/Mrs/miss pedestrians on the road and not on the footpath.Now ironically whilst in the car the pedestrian could clearly see the footpath, thus fulfilling one of the main uses of the car .You know like showing where a footpath is and what it is used for. Back to the great turn ; as Mr pedestrian turned Car owner was maneuvering the car on the turn he could feel a rising angry call, a call to yell and yell like hell as one of his fellow pedestrian(idiot always forgets he is a car owner now) was making driving more difficult by blocking his chariot as he was standing on the fucking road instead of the fucking footpath, and just like that the truth set him free!!!! His voice box streched as he yelled out "walk on the fucking footpath,you asshole!!!"(of couse the author wrote this big post after chuckling his ass of at the irony).

Random Rant

"Man why the hell are you paying just 60 bucks??? The fee is 560", I yelled when I saw this classmate of mine paying the ridiculously small amount toward our exam fee.
"he is sc/st dude", My other classmate responded.
Now it so happens most of us usually experience a state of awkward silence after an answer like that, I being no different did just that even though my brain was yelling out "so what?" for the entire length of the silence. I managed to Blurt out a meek ok and went about my business.
This incident somehow manages to evoke a very sharp response from my side, I hate the fact that most of us(read GM students) pay pretty big amount towards our academics while others sometimes get some money just for the fact that they are studying!!!!
Call me insensitive but the fact is current quota system is lagging behind times and this shortfall is being used very well by certain people of the scheduled community.... I mean a lot of people in reserved category residing in cities and suburbs are well off, but that does not stop them from misusing the benefit of being in that category... I just wish I had a bloody time machine and could tell our GM ancestors the result of their pathetically rigid beliefs, the result of which the majority of us would remain opportunity deprived notwithstanding our social status.Superstitious morons each one of them....... Look where it got our country, yeah it got us Nowhere!

Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple Review

Mangas (japanese comics) have enthralled me for quite a while now,ever since i read Naruto
i have become a huge fan of mangas

Though i may not be an otaku i will try my best to give an honest review of Kenichi: the Mightiest Disciple
This manga follows the story of Shirahama Kenichi who is an average student and is labelled 'Weak legs' due to his cowardice. One day he gets into trouble with a member of his karate club and has to fight him or be killed!! He gets the help of a cute girl Fuurinji Miu who helps him find courage and train at a mysterious dojo called Ryozanpaku.
This manga has all the elements to make it a great read. It doesn't leave a great first impression though but the story keeps on getting better. The protagonist Shirahama's growth from 'Weak legs' to a courageous fighter is portrayed very efficiently, even though it has the same pitfalls of a shonen manga,the storyline and the characters keep you interested and of course ample fan service(hot chicks) has been provided so definitely no complaints :P
Ratings
Story : 8/10
Character development : 8/10
Art : 9/10
Fights : 7.5/10
Overall : 8/10
Definitely a good read!

Dunno as Always

Its been a long time since i last posted(kinda obvious) but anyway a shitty net connection not withstanding I am alive and kicking..... only in the Blogging sense of course as this year has been shitty for everyone in general and me in particular :(
Now none need reminding the problems faced by the whole global community. People remember it pretty well thanks to the sensationalizing nature of Indian media and all those made up screechy reporters ..... I can almost hear them screaming... 'Swine flu this swine flu that, Shahrukh farts salman smells ' 'blah blah blah,cha cha cha' (does this rhyme)
oi Ape if You are reading this i hope u dont become one of those reporters oh shit I forgot you already are like that :P
Coming back 2009 has been shitty for me, lets break it down one by one
Academics : Screwed me hard
Profession: .............
Weight loss : infinity -1 is still infinity
love life : huh??? What the fuck is that???
and i dunno i am still clueless
only thing keeping me going : BODOM RULES \M/ so does WASP
Laiho is god.......
and yeah all the fellow idiots Mages,Ro,Manu,Acp,Axay(Read legend) Rak..........

History's mystery????

News about fabrication of Pakistani textbooks to send out hate "India messages" caught my attention,to tell the truth i was laughing my heart out at the way things have been presented in Pakistani textbooks....
funny thing is the same has happened In India too,
we find out who was oppressive and who were victims according to the whims of the HRD ministry and the party which comes to power.
Hell it made me realize most of what we thought was "history" could be fucking wrong
I know many wont give a damn about this......
But as a lover of history and the values it thought me i cannot ignore it...
All this begets the question as to what is History.......
History is the study of the past, with special attention to the written record of the activities of human beings over time
yeah right its no longer just this.............
history was and always will be a tool to manufacture hate,loyalty in short, "human emotions"
they say history is always written by winners......
So it seems we might never get the true picture
which for a lover of the subject and whole concept of history like me
is indeed a fucking sad situation..........

Clueless

The title pretty much describes how i feel when i wanna post..........
I guess ill try writing more posts when I am not clueless(which isn't a common state for me)

Long time coming

So this is my first post
I have wanted to blog for a long time now
I will keep this updated